It’s that time of the week when work dies and you can party to forget about it. Berlin is the perfect city for this. Here’s my basic recipe for going out in Berlin. And it doesn’t have to be an expensive adventure at all!
Ingredients:
- Beers
- Party music to warm-up
- Pizza slices (or some other easy food)
- Energy: Redbull or Dextro Energy if sleep is lacking
- Cash (much easier and much more widely accepted that credit cards)
- Some sort of company
Preparation:
Start the day late, if possible. There is no point in waking up at 8 or 9 if you are planning on clubbing until 8 or 9 the next morning (or much later). How will you cope? (well there are obviously ways widely used in clubs but no, just no not in this entry). Reverse the day slightly; have breakfast when others have lunch, have lunch when others have dinner and have liquid dinner in the club in the shape of beers. After two weeks of everyday partying my days ended up starting at around 4pm. Drag yourself out of bed, put on some music, get ready – and the great thing is that this is not Paris (dress-up and fancy shoes or the doorman points you to the other direction) or London (look the coolest, the most fashionable but pretend that you didn’t try that hard – that cool, almost junkie look just happened to fall on you). Here in Berlin jeans, a cool T-shirt and sneakers are good enough, and it doesn’t mean you’ll loo bad, things are just more relaxed. Plus if you are going to be dancing for so many hours then a pair of flat and comfortable shoes are a must. So the ‘getting ready’ part shouldn’t be so long.
Ok now that you are ready, oh wait I forgot; whilst you are getting ready have a beer or a redbull (hell why not add some vodka into that redbull?) if you feel a bit groggy. Ok now that you are ready to leave your home, hostel, hotel, tent, wherever you may be sleeping, head to a bar. It should be around 9pm when this part begins, at the earliest. People party late here. Don’t hurry. Walk slowly and go into one of those local shops that seems to be mostly dedicated to snacks and alcohol. Buy a 1 euro large bottle of Becks, Berliner Pilsner or whatever you preference is. Don’t forget, as you pay, to ask the vendor “Bitte öffnen
“; all these shops are equipped with bottle openers to make your life that much easier. Go first to somewhere (drinking that oh so cheap cold beer on the way) that serves food to fill your belly. You want your night to last long so forget about the London or Stockholm philosophy of ‘empty stomach + fast alcohol makes me more drunk sooner’. You don’t want to be too drunk too soon in Berlin, plus you don’t need to worry so much about prices, large beers are max 3 euros 50 in clubs and I think that is really ok. Anyway, Berlin is packed with cheap but often good food on the go places (my choice will always be mini pizza). Have a new beer as you eat. Buy a new beer in a local shop as you’ve left. Find a nice bar.Have some more beers. This is beerland after all. I recommend the bars on Simon-Dach Strasse (where many places serve cheap food and cheap beer) or around Schlesiches Tor. Most fun clubs will be in either Friedrichshain or Kreuzberg anyway. Of course Mitte and Prenzlaeur Berg are great too, and around Nollendorfplatz, if you are gay and gay friendly, there are also many great bars, eateries and clubs.

But how will you know where to party? If you are a local or knowledgeable about good electronic DJs, by glancing at any clubbing guide you will be able to guess where the party’s at this weekend. Sure bets are almost always Berghain and Panorama Bar, Watergate, Arena, Bar 25 and Club Der Visionäre (both in warmer times, plus Bar 25 will be open for the last time summer 2009) and then there are also Tresor, Maria am Ostbahnhof and TAPE.
For more worn-out looking places that caters a variety of music genres there are also Cassiopeia, Rosi’s, Kaffe Burger and Tascheles (although filled mostly with tourists, it’s worth at least one visit with it’s messy range of bars, exhibition spaces and clubs over a range of floors).
My goal for 2009 is to widen my horizons and explore more clubs and bars in Berlin as I seem to have become stuck in the Watergate and Panorama Bar routine. And if there is something that this city has to offer is definitely an eclecty and broad array of party holes.
So now you have spent some time drinking in a or some bars and it is past midnight. Clubs during weekends really start to get active around 2am but this also means that the queues to get in are the longest around 2-3am. I may be lame but I don’t like queueing (for Berghain the queue can be up to 2 hours long). So what do I do? I go either around 1 am when the queues are ok (although be careful, if the DJs are really kickass the queue will start early) or around 4-5 am (yes there is still plenty of time to party, especially if the DJs are kickass). Only problem with the second option is – what do you do until then? Well you either start everything later or you stay in bars or smaller clubs until 2-3 am (Cassiopeia, in particular in the summer and with its often cheap or free entry fee, has proven a good compromise at times). A word of advice – don’t be too drunk or don’t act too drunk when waiting to get in to the club, you want to give those doormen a good impression! And the ones at Berghain are particurarly tough. I have not had a problem to get in yet but I have seen people be told to forget about it. Some Berliners told me in confidence what the great secret to getting in to Berghain was – that big ass, tattooed (cool I think) doorman only lets people in who are “comfortable in their style”. Great. That means nothing. Just look relaxed, not too brassy American or drunken British (if you are speaking English accentuate your original accent if you are neither of these) and if you have taken something that is not alcohol don’t look them in the eyes (this part I am a bit confused about – you can’t look like you have taken anything but once inside it’s hey ho let’s go wild in the toilets). Oh yes the toilets: expect to wait a long time and not because people are doing number ones and number twos or getting to first and second base. But who knows! Now that you are inside, let loose, enjoy the beats and dance. Have some more drinks and listen out for when the bass goes out and comes back; many Berliners get ecstatic and shout, shake their arms in the air, when this happens. Chat to some people and dance some more. More your party finger or party hand in sync with that addictive bass. When you realise that you are exhausted, go home, sleep and start all over again. Enjoy the sights on your way home as the sun may be coming up (or has already come up many hours ago) and sheds a nice soft glow over the city that really never sleeps but still feels calm.

Sunday morning
Where to find good nights in Berlin:
- Tip Berlin
- Zitty Berlin (they are sort of the same)
- Berlin Unlike (online, not that many listings but the ones they have a well
worth it)
- Other people
- Your favourite clubs websites
And then there’s this specific Berlin website but you need to be invited by a member etc.
Now go on, have some fun, it’s the weekend and time to play! (TAPE has an interesting night tonight by the way)